First, something legitimately funny, especially if you're Jewish:
And some things that are funny, as in, "the President is a little funny, isn't he?"
- Vice President Mike Pence will stay at a Trump resort in Doonbeg, Ireland, for two days of meetings in Dublin. Which is funny because Doonbeg is as far from Dublin as Fort Wayne, Ind., is from Chicago.
- President Trump sent out over 120 Tweets this past weekend warning people in Alabama of the danger posed by Hurricane Dorian. Which is funny, because (a) Alabama isn't in any danger, and (b) he's the President, not a meteorologist.
- Tory MP Philip Lee walked across the floor of the House of Commonsduring the Prime Minister's speech and is now Liberal-Democratic MP Philip Lee. Which is funny because that leaves the government without a majority.
OK, that's too much funny for this morning.
